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her that she ought to be more careful with her make-up, or she should cut down a bit on that oversize bust she is so fond of. Or she'll be indignant if you tell her she must wear hip padding

Her retort will be... Oh! lots of women have narrow hips. And she'll let it go at that In the meantime her skirts look positively a mess and her silhouette stills look like Johnny Wei smuller's The male walk is their worst sin.

D) and another type: The I-don't-give-a-damn TV This one is perhaps the worst. She'll don a skirt, tie a hankie around her head and put on some lipstick. That's all Black beard showing through a superficial shave, hairy arms and hairy legs! It does not matter. And she'll walk all over the place, sit at the table, talk to people, even take a walk to the corner store (honest), totally unconcerned with the devastating impression she's making on everybody around her She'll even sit in the living room and assume that most masculine of all poses while sitting--ankle over thigh, knee way out at a 45° angle She doesn't care whet- her someone is sitting right in front of her Not even the slightest effort is made to assume a bit of femininity thus creating a perfect picture of a stevadore in dresses E) Now we come to the scary type. If you suggest she should tweeze her eyebrows a bit, she'll swear half the office force, her entire family and the whole town will spot the tweezing ri ht away and she'll be disgraced for ever and ever. The same excuse is given when you suggest that shaving of the chest, arms and legs is in order. Heavens, no! Little do they realize that 99% of the people around you are half blind anyway, and the other 1% don't give a hoot what you do with your hair.

F) You also run into the "Super-sensitive TV"! This one is dying to meet other TV's but won't dress in front of them. You give them the opportunity but they won't take it. I'm just an amateur--sh'll say. I don't want to look rediculous in front of you "veteran TV's". You cajole, beg, to no avail .they won't budge. "I can't look as pretty as you all do" .and she'll leave after a perfectly

miserable visit.